Corporate America Corporation
Where America comes to work!
Business Specialists
We can handle all of your business needs.
  1. Consulting
    No one consults more than we do when consulting with our clients on whatever topic they want to consult with us. We love consulting. At arguably reasonable hourly rates, we will consult the hell out of whatever you want.
  2. Research and Development
    Have an idea and need to know its feasibility from the incubation stage through production? Corporate America Corporation has the staff that is right for each stage of your idea's development - from lab scientists to production managers.
  3. Marketing
    Ready to launch? We have the personnel and the creativity to grab the attention of prospective consumers. Our advertising campaigns will make folk readily part with their money to line your pockets with the greenbacks! Ours too!
  4. Human Resources Management
    We recognize that humans are the most important part of any business. So we adopt a human resource strategy like we would for any of our necessary resources: get it cheap and use it to its maximum capacity. We can show you how to do that, too!
  5. Being Green
    Apparently, people like the environment so we do, too. That's because what people like typically translates into what can make us money. So partner with us to exploit the current trends! Right now, being "green" is making us greenbacks!
What We Do
Business, business, business!
We are in the business of being in business.  And what do you do when you are in business?  We make money!  Hell, that's the point, right?  So we make money here at Corporate America Corporation and we can help you do the same.  We only ask for a small (read: large) portion of ownership in your venture.  It's that simple.  "Business is business" as our founder, Elbridge Sixsmith used to say!
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Our Team
Meet the Players
  1. Elbridge Sixsmith, IX
    Corporate America Corporation has been in the same family since its founding. President and CEO since 1962, Elbridge has guided the company through thick and thin times for this country but always turning a profit for the company, himself and the investors.
  2. Apollyon Luci, IV
    Vice President of Management & Operations since 1985, Apollyon, or "Apollo" as friends would call him if he had any, has led the company like a general in the Roman army toward the goals set from Elbridge Sixsmith. Unapologetically successful, Apollyon is also your general for hire.
  3. Clarence Braunoser
    With an ancestral lineage back to the founding of Corporate America Corporation, Clarence is the latest in a long line of Braunosers that served the Elbridge family as the Executive Secretary. Arguably, no one has served the Executives better!